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You’d Be Surprised

Music Irving Berlin Written 1919 Recordings2 162 total song plays

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Performance 1

You’d Be Surprised [1919] – Irving Berlin | Jason Paul

November 3, 2025

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Verse

AJohnny B7was E7bashful and Ashy. ANobody B7underE7stood Awhy, Edim7Mary E7loved him, all the other girls Apassed B7him E7by.
AEveryB7one E7wanted to Aknow, Ahow she B7could E7pick such a Abeau. Amwith a Etwinkle in her eye, Edim7she B7made this reE7ply.

Chorus

AHe's not so good in a crowd but when you get him alone E7you'd be surprised,
he isn't much at a dance but when he takes you home, A7you'd be surprised .
He doesn't Dlook like much of a lovDmer, but Adon't judge a book by it's F#7cover.
B7 He's got the face of an angel but, E7 there's a ADevil E7in his Bmeye.E7
He's Asuch a delicate thing but when he starts in to squeeze, E7 you'd be surprised.
He doesn't E7look very strong but when you sit on his knee, A you'd be surEm6prised.
DAt a party or at a ball, DmI've Agot to admit he's nothing at all but Edim7in a E7morris chair, you'd be surAprised. Bm E7 A

Verse 2

AMary B7continued E7to Apraise, AJohnny's B7remarkE7able Aways, Edim7to the E7ladies, and you know adverAtisB7ing E7pays.
ANow JohnB7ny nevE7er aAlone, AHe has B7the busE7siest Aphone, AmAlmost Eevery other day, Edim7A B7new girl will E7say.

Chorus 2

AHe's not so good in the house but on a bench in the park, E7you'd be surprised,
He isn't much in the light but when he get in the dark, A7you'd be surprised.
I know he Dlooks as slow as the EDmrie, but Ayou don't know the half of F#7it dearie.
B7 He looks as cold as an Eskimo, E7 but there's Afire E7in his Bmeyes.
E7He doesn't Asay very much but when he starts in to speak, E7you'd be surprised.
He's not so E7good at the start but at the end of a week, Ayou'd be surEm6prised.
DOn a streetcar or in a train, Dmyou'd Athink he was born without any brain, but Edim7in a E7taxicab, you'd be surAprised. Bm E7 A

Written by Irving Berlin in 1919, “You’d Be Surprised” was first introduced by Eddie Cantor in the Ziegfeld Follies and became one of the era’s most talked-about songs. Its humor lies in Berlin’s teasing lyric about a seemingly ordinary man whose romantic abilities astonish everyone – a clever blend of innocence and suggestion that defined post-World War I wit. The song’s success spread quickly through vaudeville and sheet-music sales, performed by stars like Belle Baker and countless imitators on the touring circuit. Decades later, “You’d Be Surprised” found new life on stage and screen: Marilyn Monroe gave it a sultry modern reading in 1954, turning Berlin’s winking lyric into pure mid-century glamour, while Ethel Merman (and later Bette Midler) brought it roaring back to Broadway with comic bravado. Each revival showed how flexible Berlin’s humor could be – adapting effortlessly from the parlor to the spotlight. Across generations the song has remained both funny and revealing, proof of Berlin’s ability to capture changing American attitudes toward love and flirtation without losing his trademark charm. This performance returns to the song’s melodic core – simple, sly, and timeless. #IrvingBerlin #YoudBeSurprised #MarilynMonroe #EthelMerman #BetteMidler #JasonPaul #TinPanAlley #VintageSong

Written by Irving Berlin in 1919, “You’d Be Surprised” was first introduced by Eddie Cantor in the Ziegfeld Follies and became one of the era’s most talked-about songs. Its humor lies in Berlin’s teasing lyric about a seemingly ordinary man whose romantic abilities astonish everyone – a clever blend of innocence and suggestion that defined post-World War I wit. The song’s success spread quickly through vaudeville and sheet-music sales, performed by stars like Belle Baker and countless imitators on the touring circuit. Decades later, “You’d Be Surprised” found new life on stage and screen: Marilyn Monroe gave it a sultry modern reading in 1954, turning Berlin’s winking lyric into pure mid-century glamour, while Ethel Merman (and later Bette Midler) brought it roaring back to Broadway with comic bravado. Each revival showed how flexible Berlin’s humor could be – adapting effortlessly from the parlor to the spotlight. Across generations the song has remained both funny and revealing, proof of Berlin’s ability to capture changing American attitudes toward love and flirtation without losing his trademark charm. This performance returns to the song’s melodic core – simple, sly, and timeless. #IrvingBerlin #YoudBeSurprised #MarilynMonroe #EthelMerman #BetteMidler #JasonPaul #TinPanAlley #VintageSong

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